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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
sabertoothwalrus
homunculus-argument

I hate the sound of babies crying, but I can't hate a baby. They've been here for like five minutes and approach this situation with an unhesitant attitude of "my needs are unmet and I am going to make it everybody's problem", and I respect that.

trekbec82

Something I read years ago and completely agree with, is that human babies are pretty helpless compared to many other species. We can't walk or run within hours of being born, as many mammals can. We don't have teeth yet, to defend ourselves. We can't get our own food for a long time.

But one thing human babies are really good at - often within seconds of being born - is asking for help.

As we mature and gain new skills - vocabulary both verbal and written, gestures, facial expressions, and so forth - the way we ask for help changes. But babies have just one way of asking for help - filling their lungs with air and wailing. And they're right to do so! Their needs are unmet and they cannot do a damn thing about it except request assistance.

There's plenty of adults who could stand to take some pointers.

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Throwing in some vintage @foxes-in-love

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hospitalprincess

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m41-d

okay wait because this is sending me so fuckint badly clearly this is tryign to imitate those "morute" lineups where its like surgical or dental tools or blade weapons laid out on pastel but op is some 14 year old so instead she just dug thru mommys kitchen 😭😭😭 a meat tenderizer a multitool a nutcracker and a fucking skewer. can we die.

m41-d

some 150+ people reblogged meat tenderizer multitool nutcracker and skewer. morute cow tools.

drsenjora

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need this for reasons... (making dinner)